LIVE BY CAT PRINCIPALS~

2 min read

Deviation Actions

MistressOfTheVoid's avatar
Published:
1.1K Views
Living your life by the Feline's Principals may sound silly to some but really it's amazing. I'll show you the easy steps.

1. You are glorious above all things. Never forget this, even in your worst times.
(You are amazing, one of a kind, beautiful inside and out, and you deserve the best)

2. Eat when you're hungry, sleep when you're sleepy, and play when you're bored. 
(Cats don't do stupid things like starve themselves, deprive themselves of sleep, or be bored)

3. Affection is given and received on MY terms and ONLY mine.
(If someone is trying to love on you but it's making you uncomfortable then tell them. Life's too short to be unhappy for most of it)

4. Show your displeasure clearly!
(Some people are thicker than lead pipes, so you have to be VERY clear that you want them to stop, drop, and fuck off!)

5. NO.
(No means no, no means no, no means no, no means no, no means no, no means no, NO MEANS NO AND ALWAYS WILL FUCKERS!)

6. Demand things you want. If they aren't given then demand them louder the second time.
(Everyone has wants. Don't be ashamed to want another piece of cake, or more attention, or the new shoes/game/etc on the market.)

7. If you are touched when you don't want to be then say so! If they continue to touch you....MAKE THE BLEED.
(NOBODY IN THE WORLD HAS THE RIGHT TO TOUCH YOU WITHOUT YOUR EXPRESSED PERMISSION. NEVER FORGET THIS.)
© 2014 - 2024 MistressOfTheVoid
Comments9
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Jerkasaurousrex's avatar
Hell yeah! You're very wide, Mistress :33