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Journal of Lady English (Day 1-Entry 1)
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After Lord English and I left my friends in the clearing he took me back to his home. It was an enormous, looming castle type structure. The stone the castle was built from was an inky black, like the building was constructed of volcanic rock. The dark castle was an almost startling contrast to the lush, almost wild foliage that surrounded it. I had to admit the castle and the greenery surrounding it were beautiful. A bit eerie, but in an ethereal kind of way.
I was taken to a loft sized bedroom. Lord English told me it was where I would stay from now on. I looked around the room with wary eyes. Everything looked normal, regal even. But there was a loneliness that the fancy décor just couldn't mask. Its cold nobility made me feel the slightest bit uncomfortable. I wasn't used to such lavish accommodations. Even before SBURB I was
Things weren't going good so on the battle front. They were actually starting to look pretty bleak. Nobody said anything but you could feel everyone's spirits getting closer to their breaking point. And you felt so helpless as you watched all your friends struggle to defeat Lord English. You wished there was something you could do to help. But you were one of the weakest players in your session.
Most days you felt like the only thing keeping your spirits up was Dave. You and him had been dating for a long time and you both supported each other. But lately he's been getting distant and it's making you nervous. He's been hanging out with Terezi in their 'can town' more and more. He even forgot the last two times you planned to hang out. It was really starting to get to you and right now you were sitting in your room feeling sad.
But you stood up suddenly and huffed. You couldn't just sit by while Dave ignored y
Journal of Lady English (Day 12 - Entry 2)
I've been here for almost two weeks. And right now I'm sitting at my overly ornate desk in my new bedchambers. I didn't really have anything else to do. Nothing to keep me occupied until Lord English arrived for his daily visit. He asked me to call him Caliborn but to be honest, I found that a bit strange since I've never called him anything but Lord English. And he makes sure he comes to see me at least once a day. He said it was to make sure I wasn't trying to escape (which didn't make sense because I had no clue where we were) and go back on our agreement for me to be his wife. So I told him that I am a lady of my word so there was no going back for me. He seemed to be inordinately pleased at hearing this and decided that we would have lunch on the balcony that day.
But today he was running late. Not that I was complaining, because I always felt so awkward around him when he was here. But he's really the o
Journal of Lady English (Day 20 - Entry 3)
I've not been feeling too good this past week. My stomach has been uneasy and I wake up at night in cold sweats. My tongue feels weird but when I look in the mirror no seems to be wrong. Everything looks the same as it always did. Well, I'm still growing but that's normal for my age. I've still got a few years left before I'm done growing. But I'm not sure these feelings I've been getting are normal growing pains. I really wish I could talk to Rose. She'd know if it were normal or not. But sadly I'm in this on my own.
I pray that this is normal. I've begun chanting 'please be normal, please be normal, please be normal' over and over in my head. I hope I'm not losing it. That would just be icing on this FML cake. And I'm afraid if I do go mad then Lord Eng Caliborn will make our agreement null in void. I don't think he wants a demented bride. I don't think anyone would to be honest.
But oh, the Q-b
Journal of Lady English (Day 26 - Entry 4)
Hello journal, I've been feeling worse this past week. I've barely been able to pull myself out of bed. I think I may be getting the flu, though that's just a guess. My body aches constantly, I feel nauseous, and light in general makes my eyes hurt. That sounds like the flu to me, but don't quote me on it. That Doc Scratch guy has been trying to get me to eat but I just haven't been feeling up to it. Don't get me wrong, his food looks exquisite as always but I just haven't had the stomach for anything but the occasional cracker and glass of water.
And annoyingly enough, Caliborn insists I continue drinking his supply of green sugar water. Or whatever the hell it is. I tried telling him that it makes me feel ill but he claims the vials of green stuff are doing nothing but making me stronger. I don't feel very strong right now. The bastard, I hope he chokes. If I find out he's somehow poisoning me and
LESSON ON QUADRANTS -part 2-THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS CRAZY. JUST...FYI~
BUT I'M GOING TO TRY AND DISH IT OUT AS SLOWLY AS POSSIBLE.
SO HERE'S THE FIRST NINE SUB DEVISIONS OF THE HOMESTUCK TROLL QUADRANTS.
DON'T WORRY! WE'RE ONLY FOCUSING ON THE SECTIONS OUTLINED IN GREEN TODAY!
THE FIRST OF THESE BEING:
APATHY: An Absence of involvement in the entire troll romance system. Only applies to non-non trolls.
(note: Humans do NOT count in this regard. This is a TROLL custom. You cannot say that all humans are apathetic. Humans do in fact engage in romance [though not all]. But it is THEIR HUMAN romance and not troll romance.)
STITUENCY: (pale/flushed) A couple that is formed by defying fate. This can be done by destroying a Moirallegiance in order to form a new relationship or by turning A Kismelegianc
Asexual Love is still LOVE~
THE READER IN THIS STORY IS ASEXUAL. DON'T LIKE? THEN LEAVE NOW.
You and Feferi have been a couple for a really long time. And at first you thought your relationship together wouldn't last. What with you being an asexual and her being a sexual. For most sexual people it would be an immediate deal breaker if there was going to be no sexual connection to or in a relationship. But Feferi said she was red for you and she didn't want something as trivial as pailing (or a lack of it) to come between you both being together. And you're not afraid to admit that you were scared to try dating a sexual in the beginning. You didn't want to get emotionally attached to someone only for them to break it off because they couldn't go without sex.
But Feferi really proved you wrong. She was everything you could hope for in a girlfriend~! She was sweet, loving, and compassionate. She understood that you very well coul
Hey my fellow Homestucks~!
How many of you know that everyone (human) can have multiple Zodiac signs?
You can have a different sign for your Sun Sign, Moon Sign, and Ascendant Sign~!
Mine are as follows:
Sun Sign: Virgo
Moon Sign: Gemini
Ascendant Sign: Sagittarius
It's like certain trolls get mashed together to form each of us individually~! I'm a complex mix of Kanaya, Sollux, and Equius~! : D
LESSON ON QUADRANTS -part 1-I've decided to explain the quadrants to anyone who happens to be confused about them.
I'm not insulting anyone's intelligence. I've just seen more than one Homestuck fanfiction
where the quadrant didn't match the actions of the character. I'm just here to clear things up.
Okay! So let's begin!!!
THESE ARE THE FOUR MAIN QUADRANTS! EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THESE DIDDIES~
THE FOUR MAIN QUADRANTS INCLUDE:
THE RED HEART/FLUSHED QUADRANT/MATESPRITSHIP: Involves two people who have positive feelings of affection for each other. Often involves sexual or reproductive activity. (BASIC: LOVERS)
THE BLACK SPADE/CALIGINOUS QUADRANT/KISMESISSITUDE: A mixture of mutual sexual attraction and hate. Leads to reproduction. (BASIC: HATE FUCKS)
THE PALE DIAMOND/PALE QUADRANT/MOIRAILLEGIANCE: A couple encouraged by fate to protect one another and ensure stability
The *Six* Trolls of ChristmasThe Six Trolls of Christmas.
(The Plushy series)
Twas two weeks before Christmas,
And all through the House,
Nothing was heard save the click of a mouse.
(Name) had been searching the web,
And all the local shops,
Searching for gifts for a troll, pulling all the stops.
You sigh and you groan.
Did the gift not exist?
Suddenly grinning, you add an item to your list.
A Bull Plushy
A Bee Plushy
A Crab Plushy
A Hoofbe... Horse Plushy
A Clown Plushy
A Sea Horse Plushy
Good morning! (ReaderxVarious)The early rays of morning sunlight beamed down through the translucent (favcolour) curtains of your room, coating the cosy living space in a deep (favcolour) glow that awoke you from your peaceful slumber. Shifting slightly as your eyes squinted shut against the unwanted light, you groaned deeply, not quite wanting to awaken from your present dreamy state. You rolled over in the sizable double bed and cuddled further underneath the warm sheets in an effort to return to dreamland.
Beside you someone else stirred under the satin covers, stretching out their slender body before curling around yours with a small content sigh. You gently smiled at the contact before sleepily opening your eyes to look at the person currently laid beside you, as the pleasant memories of the night before replayed through your mind.
Amor ex Machina: 4"You know, (Name), thith ith really intriguing." Sollux said examining your hand.
"Yeth, Thollux, it'th tho fucking intriguing that I could die. I love having yellow nailth and grey fingerth." You snarked at him. Sollux, who was used to stuff like this coming from you especially when he'd one-upped you in something electronically related, that he didn't even bother to comment. It was just how you dealt with things you found hard to handle, and changing species was definitely one of those things.
"Feel better now, (Name)?" was all he asked, surprisingly Sollux had a good feel for boundaries and when not to cross them.
"How about we thee who can hack into Dave'th electronic diary firtht?"
"Dave has a electronic diary?" You asked interested in spite of yourself.
"Yeth." Sollux replied with a wicked glint in his eyes.
*Timeskip randomly brought to you by Goatdad*
Over the course of a week your entire epidermis had become grey. After that, the discovery that your teeth had cha
Seven Minutes in HeavenstuckYou sighed heavily, hoping that your best friend would understand that you really didn't want to go to this stupid party. Of course, John was dragging you there anyway. It'll be fun he said. You'll enjoy it he said. Yeah right. Dave was the one throwing the party, so this was just going to be a total crazy mess. No doubt that people would end up drunk and grinding against each other as music played. Couples would be making out in the background, possibly having sex in unoccupied rooms.
Yeah, real fun.
"Come on [Name]! It can't be that bad. I promise you'll have a good time," John said upon hearing another loud sigh from his best friend.
"Yeah, whatever," you muttered as the two of you finally arrived at Dave's house. Neither you nor John dressed up for the party. You were just wearing normal, comfortable clothes that you usually wore, and John just wore jeans and a white t-shirt. That was it.
John knocked on the door, opening it when nobody came to answer it. Of course nobody would hea
Surprise. Karkat x Reader.You woke up on the day you've been waiting for.
You have been preparing all week and everyone knows that. Except for one person. It was your best friend Karkat's wriggling day. You were throwing him a huge surprise party. You had invited all of his friends and finally finished setting everything up yesterday. You got out of bed and got dressed heading over to his house. Karkat was as grumpy as every, maybe even worse. "What's wrong Karkat?" You said coming up from behind him. He slammed his hands down on the computer desk. "Fuckass Sollux won't answer!" he growled. You had put Sollux on cake duty. It wasn't easy getting him to agree to it but eventually he gave in so you would leave him alone.
"Well maybe he's busy," you said with a shrug. "Anyway. Why don't we do something?" You pulled out a DVD from your bag. "Is that 50 first dates?!" Karkat said hopping up. He had seen the movie in the theater but still wanted one to own. "You bet." You smiled and handed it to him
Sheltering Home: Honey Tea Part 4
Sheltering Home (Sollux X Reader)
You squeaked in surprise at the fainted grub. You tried to gently shake him awake, but an irritated grumble and a few soft snores assured you that he was alright. You sighed in relief and returned to your quest to find a new shirt.
After changing you decided to brew yourself some tea. The weather was starting to get nasty and you needed something warm to counter it.
As soon as you entered the kitchen you were swarmed by animals, all of them wanting some sort of treat. You giggled softly as you gave in to their demands. It wasn't until you had satisfied them all that you were even able to make it to the stove.
As you prepared your tea, your mind wandered to Sollux. What had made him faint like that? You hoped the nose bleed wasn't a sign of something worse to come. Maybe you could get Beth to check him out. She wasn't technically a vet, but she could always tell when something was wrong.
Your musing was interrupted by a soft scuttling n
Distractions (Dave x Reader)With a heavy sigh he collapsed onto his bed, sending several crumpled pieces of paper scattering across the room. Each one covered in hastily scrawled words that were scribbled out in frustration.
Rather than paying attention to the noise, he continued to stare blankly at his ceiling silently willing the words to come to him. Every scrap of paper in his room was marked up in some way, whether failed words or doodles. A blank word document even taunted him on his computer screen. As the minutes ticked by he could feel a headache coming on.
If it wasn’t the frustration, it would have to be the blaring repetitive noise coming from his Pesterchum. Several more notifications went off; each time his body gave a nearly unnoticeable twitch of annoyance.
It was silent for a minute but he couldn’t relax, instead he slowly sat up as he waited. An aggravated welling up as he sat anticipating yet another message. Gradually the tension faded and he fell back inside his mind,
Karkat x Reader || Don't Go.// " D O N ' T G O ; I C A N ' T D O T H I S O N M Y O W N . " //
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There was absolutely no one in the entire universe, be it his or the human’s, that Karkat Vantas hated more than himself. He’d spend hours looking at his own reflection, picking out each unnoticeable flaw on his face and scowling at it. Sure, maybe in the other’s minds, it wasn’t noticeable, but to Karkat, it was all he saw. An ugly nose. Eyes that are too narrow, too black with bags and bitter apathy. A disgusting mouth, chapped from him continuously licking and biting his lips in the unconsciously nervous way that he always did. His grey cheeks, always flushed with a nasty red when he’s angry—which was all the time. His damned blood color. He hated that candy red. He hated that mutation. He a
Human!Reader x Karkat (Request)It was a gorgeous winter day, and it was snowing like crazy, flurries of the tiny crystals coming down from the sky in fluffy clumps. You stood outside staring up at the sky in rapture. Winter is your favorite holiday, for the simple reason that it hardly ever snows where you live--but when it does, there’s some two feet. School closes down, roads ice over, people get stuck inside, the works. So for the humans like you, it’s fun. But for the trolls--
“Get this shitfucking white Earth powder off of me before I freeze to pieces!” Karkat complains loudly as he stomps over to you. Snow goes flying in his wake. “(y/n), how do you put up with this stormshitting nuisance?”
“It’s fun!” you say, giggling at Karkat’s sour face and ridiculous attire. Somebody, probably Kanaya, has bundled the nubby-horned troll in two down jackets, ski pants, boots that look suspiciously like Uggs, feminine gloves, a candy-red knitted scarf, and a black
(Black Heart)- MATEMESIS
When a partner loves someone so much that their matespritship turns from red to black. They become obsessive and controlling. Very willing to use violence if necessary to prevent others from interacting with their Matesprit and vise verse.
(Red Spade)- HATESPRITS
A brutal, almost spiteful form of romance most closely associated with Matespritship, however typically full of conflicting views and opinions, and lined with sarcastic and snarky tones.
(Black Diamond)- KISRAILLEGIANCE
Similarly to Black Hearted Romance, it is when one member of a moirailigiance becomes so possessive of their moirail that they actively attempt to control their life and prevent others from interfering.
(Red Club)- MATESPRISM
When two partners are so very in love with each other that they mutually become lost in each other. It gets to the point at which they forget to eat, sleep, bath, or participate in any other activity. A third party involves themselves to
Nine TimesI saw him nine times.
The first time we were both sitting in the room together, getting ready to take the math test that would determine our placement. I was scatterbrained and throwing things around, trying to find the pencils that I had known I would need but had still just tossed in my purse. He was lounging backwards in his chair, looking for all the world as though he didn’t have a single care in the world, including the upcoming test. It annoyed me, that I was frantic and ready to scream, while someone else could be that relaxed.
I tested out of the class.
I don’t know if he did.
The second time I saw him, it was a few months after I arrived on campus. He was the one rushing and frantic this time, running across the square. He was probably late for class, though I had no way of knowing for sure. I was already lost in my own thoughts and ideas, deciding on my major and convincing people that yes, this is what I really want to do with my life. If they weren
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